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Wednesday, May 21, 2008

Chapter 1--Could u ever believe how many funny and crazy things i encounter finding Internship? There is this few company i called up and sent over my resume, then one of the company is Bodyxxxx, within 1~2hour called back say your pay is going to be 440 and ask whether am i ok with it. haha. Initially i gotta admit i am stupid that i actually AGREED!!!! lol. i also couldnt believe myself. Because the caller actually say oh someone is here over for an interview today and is from nafa. Temasek student "cost us"only 440, but Nafa is 600.(Temasek come on la, y u offer only so cheap???u mean u ppl willing to work 8hours for the freaking $14 dollars plus per day?that means one hour only a dollar plus!?is even cheaper than Mac can.) so are u ok if yours is 440? and -_-" with this sentences, i say erm ok?!lol. but ended up i going to play prank with them.
The second time the caller confirm with me that i ald got the internship then i ask " no need any interview?" then she say " HAHAHA, no need la", u jus bring down your POSB bank book and your log book tmr. (this is crazy lor, then earlier u told me someone's there to interview?total shitness. LIARS!)then i say ok ok.
Moments later, i called back to the caller. "ERm, can i start work next monday??" she replied" but u got to complete during your period right?" then i say i still wan next week. then she replied " oh then in that case, nvm lor. (like sibei hao lian, without me as cheap labours also nth to their company)
Half an hour later called me back again "xiuqing or what, ok la u can work on next monday.see u"FREAKING HELL. i suppose your company no one wan to work for u and u also need me as your slave doing what spreadsheets which is not at all related to what i had studied. Then earlier on say those word like your company got many people looking for intern and as if i got many competitors.fat LIARS AND CHEATERS! u gals know what i going to play back on? Fri " erm i not going to work on monday ald" Perhaps she will ask " why? Oh, cos i found a intern offering me 1k and your 440 is really pathetic and doing what spreadsheet is like not even relevant to my course of study and i am not going to be your SLAVE." then i think i will kup dian wei. hahahahaha. sounds perfect and exciting? haha. i think i will jus talk here nia. LOL. But i would try to talk like this!
Chapter 2-- Zoll (some children retail shop i found online)
Hello is this zoll???? u try pronounce Zoll, u will know how i felt when the person whom sounds like some malaysians lao uncle replied, Hhuuuuuuhhhhh????
Is this Zoll, a retail shop for children wear?
uncle: erm yah?!!!! (background music is all uncle voice like those in the 881 show)
me: Oh, i am looking for an internship, do your company have any?
uncle: huh huh huh what u say?
me: oh i looking for vacation jobs (mandrian)
uncle: oh, i dunno.
me,confused: do you have your HR email address?
uncle: wait, i go find.
uncle: i don have
me: huh? or do you have your OFFICE number?
uncle: wait, i go find.
uncle: 62410432.
me: ok, got it. thank you VERY MUCH. (now, i meant it hoh)
i dial this number he gave
me:hi is this ZOLL?
auntie: huh???!
me: is this zoll?
auntie: erm ya?! (TMD, same reply as the uncle)
me: oh, i am looking for an internship.
auntie: huh????? what is that
me: vacation job....
auntie: did u know where is here selling?
me: isn't this sell children apparel wear office?
auntie:hahahahahahahaha, no we sell CHICKEN RICE.
auntie: u dunno here sell chicken rice? (TMD, earlier on i got ask is this ZOLL and you the one say YAH)
me: dunno.
auntie:louder laughter. how could u dunno!!!
me: laugh back. ok BB.
what does all this tell u?auntie or uncle who dunno what is internship/ attachment u don need to say more. they dunno anything about it and they just make fun of u! STUPID FAT FLIES!shooooooo!!!!

wished apon a star @ Wednesday, May 21, 2008